1 00:00:01,201 --> 00:00:02,640 What did you see in the future? 2 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:05,098 I was on the roof dressed as a superhero. 3 00:00:05,218 --> 00:00:07,000 - Then what happened? - Nothing. 4 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:10,640 - Who is he? - I don't know, he's following me. 5 00:00:10,888 --> 00:00:13,840 - What does he actually know? - He seems to know everything. 6 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:16,200 We need to find him. 7 00:00:16,891 --> 00:00:18,520 I'm gonna take a shit in his bed. 8 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:20,520 Who are you? 9 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:22,240 Why are you in my flat? 10 00:00:22,761 --> 00:00:23,640 It's you! 11 00:00:51,399 --> 00:00:52,652 - The bag! - My necklace! 12 00:00:53,124 --> 00:00:54,950 Give me the bag, bitch! 13 00:01:14,599 --> 00:01:16,339 You're touching me? 14 00:01:20,105 --> 00:01:21,253 Who are you? 15 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:29,840 The Melon Fucker Team presents: 16 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,440 - Misfits 2x03 - 17 00:01:33,038 --> 00:01:34,960 Synchro: Blackou, DuDuDu, Strex 18 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:39,360 Trad: DuDuDu, ricorod, Strex, tactactac 19 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:42,200 Relec: Batefer, Zalie 20 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,400 www.seriessub.com 21 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:05,010 www.sous-titres.eu 22 00:02:05,130 --> 00:02:06,240 www.u-sub.net 23 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:21,920 Right. 24 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:23,640 Put this shit in that skip. 25 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,603 Would it kill you to dress it up a bit? 26 00:02:27,391 --> 00:02:29,600 Put all this shit in that skip. 27 00:02:30,107 --> 00:02:31,107 Please. 28 00:02:31,227 --> 00:02:32,680 Sometimes I wonder 29 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,720 if you take this job entirely seriously. 30 00:02:36,348 --> 00:02:40,200 I'm 100% committed to your ongoing rehabilitation. 31 00:02:40,851 --> 00:02:42,720 It occupies my every waking minute. 32 00:02:47,818 --> 00:02:49,520 Where are you going? 33 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:51,399 For a coffee and a Danish. 34 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,692 Smug bastard. 35 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:00,120 This is a big load of wank! 36 00:03:04,401 --> 00:03:05,401 Nice. 37 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,027 What are you doing later? 38 00:03:15,147 --> 00:03:16,782 I'm gonna get my tattoo touched up. 39 00:03:17,589 --> 00:03:18,591 Sounds painful! 40 00:03:18,711 --> 00:03:20,728 Maybe I should come along and hold your hand. 41 00:03:21,139 --> 00:03:22,139 All right. 42 00:03:24,245 --> 00:03:25,870 Those two going together. 43 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:27,776 How's that ever gonna work? 44 00:03:38,511 --> 00:03:40,320 Have you seen any more of that guy 45 00:03:40,942 --> 00:03:42,069 in the mask? 46 00:03:42,336 --> 00:03:43,836 Not since last week. 47 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,280 Why do you think he lead us to that flat? 48 00:03:47,071 --> 00:03:48,910 Maybe he wanted us to know 49 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,110 that he knew we were on to him. 50 00:03:52,460 --> 00:03:54,640 Or there could be another totally different explanation. 51 00:03:55,353 --> 00:03:57,320 You're supposed to know about this stuff. 52 00:03:58,257 --> 00:03:59,720 Why are you interested in him? 53 00:03:59,914 --> 00:04:01,560 Because I just am, all right. 54 00:04:03,581 --> 00:04:04,440 What? 55 00:04:46,977 --> 00:04:49,877 I've seen some weird shit over the last few weeks. 56 00:04:50,339 --> 00:04:51,474 But this... 57 00:04:52,024 --> 00:04:54,272 This goes against the very laws of nature. 58 00:04:56,113 --> 00:04:57,520 It's very wrong. 59 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:01,464 It looks like it's fading. 60 00:05:02,209 --> 00:05:04,063 It just needs a little touching up. 61 00:05:04,785 --> 00:05:07,348 - I can do that now if you want? - Nice one. 62 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:13,038 You should get one. 63 00:05:13,908 --> 00:05:15,666 I have a phobia of needles. 64 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:19,160 Listen, I haven't seen you around lately. 65 00:05:20,146 --> 00:05:21,527 I've got curfew. 66 00:05:21,772 --> 00:05:22,960 Whose cock is this? 67 00:05:24,708 --> 00:05:25,640 That's mine. 68 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,280 Really? I'm not being funny. 69 00:05:28,538 --> 00:05:30,200 Why would you do something like that? 70 00:05:31,803 --> 00:05:34,280 It expresses how I felt about when my girlfriend left me. 71 00:05:34,649 --> 00:05:37,040 You couldn't just get drunk and sleep with a prostitute? 72 00:05:38,244 --> 00:05:41,027 Each one of these means something to me, my friend. 73 00:05:41,651 --> 00:05:44,548 When I ink my skin, I feel it. 74 00:05:47,372 --> 00:05:48,845 Whatever gets you off! 75 00:05:53,871 --> 00:05:55,680 When your curfew ends, give me a call. 76 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:56,981 I'll buy you a drink. 77 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,255 How about this one? 78 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,680 Would you fancy me even more if I had this, 79 00:06:03,359 --> 00:06:05,116 or does it look a bit gay to you? 80 00:06:09,029 --> 00:06:11,560 I mean it would look gay on me, because I've got a beautiful face. 81 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:13,560 You get away with it, with your face. 82 00:06:14,044 --> 00:06:15,360 I'm not saying you're ugly. 83 00:06:16,895 --> 00:06:18,616 You've looked in the mirror. 84 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:20,480 No offence, man. 85 00:06:30,035 --> 00:06:31,048 None taken. 86 00:06:42,498 --> 00:06:44,080 How about you and me go get a drink? 87 00:06:44,350 --> 00:06:47,199 - Where do you want to go? - Who's asking you? I'm talking to him. 88 00:06:48,337 --> 00:06:51,519 This is more of a boy's night. We're talking some quality man time. 89 00:06:51,639 --> 00:06:53,839 Beer, football... Maybe some wrestling. 90 00:06:53,959 --> 00:06:55,619 Why are you being such a dick? 91 00:06:57,012 --> 00:06:59,085 Come on, man. Let's go watch some wrestling. 92 00:07:00,072 --> 00:07:01,365 We don't need her. 93 00:07:15,864 --> 00:07:19,120 I thought we were going to a bar to watch some wrestling? 94 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:20,831 Who wants to go to a bar? 95 00:07:20,951 --> 00:07:23,545 We've got everything we need, right here. 96 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:26,640 Make yourself comfortable. Take off your jacket. Relax. 97 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,746 So, this is really cool, huh? 98 00:07:43,932 --> 00:07:46,495 A couple of good looking young fellas, a few beers. 99 00:07:47,262 --> 00:07:48,320 That's good times. 100 00:07:52,691 --> 00:07:54,200 Why don't I put some music on? 101 00:08:33,364 --> 00:08:34,280 Wanker! 102 00:08:39,744 --> 00:08:41,210 Are you talking to me? 103 00:08:42,118 --> 00:08:43,440 That's right. 104 00:08:44,554 --> 00:08:45,772 Talking to you, 105 00:08:46,246 --> 00:08:48,200 you ugly, rat-faced fuck. 106 00:08:48,751 --> 00:08:50,468 You're going to get a slap. 107 00:08:50,588 --> 00:08:52,600 Come on then. Save me, you prick! 108 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,320 Where you going? Come here! 109 00:09:12,144 --> 00:09:14,360 - I just want to talk to you. - Really? 110 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:17,598 You might want to break into my flat and shit in my bed? 111 00:09:17,718 --> 00:09:19,680 That wasn't me, we got the wrong flat. 112 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:22,290 Tell your little friend he owes me a new mattress. 113 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,965 He wiped his arse on my pyjamas. 114 00:09:26,085 --> 00:09:28,400 That's the kind of thing he does. He's not right in the head. 115 00:09:33,855 --> 00:09:34,720 What? 116 00:09:37,361 --> 00:09:39,819 I know this is going to sound weird and crap... 117 00:09:41,698 --> 00:09:43,280 I feel like I know you. 118 00:09:45,790 --> 00:09:48,684 You feel like you know me! 119 00:09:51,405 --> 00:09:54,480 You smooth bastard. 120 00:09:56,042 --> 00:09:57,400 You can help yourself. 121 00:09:58,797 --> 00:10:01,320 Pull my knickers up when you're done. I'll order a pizza. 122 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:06,040 - Are you always such a bitch? - Are you always such a weird twat? 123 00:10:10,095 --> 00:10:11,100 Are we done? 124 00:10:27,533 --> 00:10:30,400 I want to know everything there is to know about you. 125 00:10:31,804 --> 00:10:33,443 - Like what? - Anything. 126 00:10:37,874 --> 00:10:41,167 I just bought the Battlestar Galactica DVD box set. 127 00:10:42,836 --> 00:10:45,080 Tell me about your first sexual experience. 128 00:10:46,610 --> 00:10:48,200 Do you want to hear about mine? 129 00:10:51,267 --> 00:10:52,520 It was a family camping. 130 00:10:53,257 --> 00:10:55,120 One of my mum's friends came with us, 131 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:58,827 and one night I felt her hand sliding into my sleeping bag, 132 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,141 like a warm, friendly snake. 133 00:11:04,885 --> 00:11:07,800 Then she grabs my cock and starts wanking me off. 134 00:11:08,039 --> 00:11:09,800 She had lovely little hands. 135 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,280 Like a midget's. 136 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:12,753 Your hand's on my leg. 137 00:11:21,041 --> 00:11:21,920 What? 138 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,183 You don't know how much I've always wanted to do that. 139 00:11:24,303 --> 00:11:25,680 Feel my heart. 140 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,080 It's racing. 141 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,025 It's okay. I'll be gentle. 142 00:11:29,663 --> 00:11:31,720 Why don't we slip your trousers off? 143 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:34,080 It's okay, we don't have to fight any longer. 144 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,320 I want to see it. 145 00:11:37,838 --> 00:11:38,880 Simon, don't go. 146 00:11:39,158 --> 00:11:41,768 We don't have to go all the way. We can just cuddle. 147 00:11:42,594 --> 00:11:45,200 And when you're ready, we can do some dry humping. 148 00:11:45,609 --> 00:11:46,635 Call me! 149 00:14:01,963 --> 00:14:03,280 How's your head? 150 00:14:05,204 --> 00:14:07,147 What the fuck is going on? 151 00:14:07,957 --> 00:14:10,640 Since when did you run around, jumping off buildings? 152 00:14:11,078 --> 00:14:13,080 Ever since I travelled back from the future. 153 00:14:13,839 --> 00:14:15,240 Really, did you? 154 00:14:20,677 --> 00:14:21,720 Seriously? 155 00:14:27,706 --> 00:14:29,955 How does this work? There's two of you. 156 00:14:30,408 --> 00:14:31,929 There's the Simon you know, 157 00:14:32,895 --> 00:14:34,480 and there's the future Simon. 158 00:14:35,949 --> 00:14:36,949 Me. 159 00:14:38,688 --> 00:14:40,200 You're so different. 160 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,023 A lot happens between now and then. 161 00:14:47,815 --> 00:14:48,980 You touched me. 162 00:14:50,219 --> 00:14:51,959 Why doesn't my power work on you? 163 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,524 Things are different in the future. 164 00:14:58,972 --> 00:15:02,952 What's with all the photographs and clocks and... 165 00:15:06,882 --> 00:15:09,320 There are things that need to happen at certain times. 166 00:15:10,519 --> 00:15:12,143 I'm here to make sure they do. 167 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:22,819 Does it hurt? 168 00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:31,311 I should go. 169 00:15:42,444 --> 00:15:44,103 No matter what happens... 170 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,720 you can never tell Simon I'm him. 171 00:15:49,287 --> 00:15:50,600 You can't tell any of them. 172 00:15:50,882 --> 00:15:52,572 Not Curtis, not anyone. 173 00:15:52,692 --> 00:15:54,240 It could change everything. 174 00:15:56,299 --> 00:15:57,960 Promise me you won't tell 'em. 175 00:16:12,364 --> 00:16:13,280 He kissed me. 176 00:16:14,193 --> 00:16:15,080 Nathan? 177 00:16:16,128 --> 00:16:17,515 He put his tongue 178 00:16:18,490 --> 00:16:19,573 in my mouth. 179 00:16:19,693 --> 00:16:21,659 He's a dickhead. He's winding you up. 180 00:16:21,967 --> 00:16:23,600 He tried to take my trousers off. 181 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,126 Are you taking the piss? 182 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:27,960 He said he wanted to do 183 00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:30,640 some dry humping. 184 00:16:31,304 --> 00:16:33,101 - What did you do? - I left! 185 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,440 Very quickly. 186 00:16:39,015 --> 00:16:40,692 If you open your heart, 187 00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:42,259 I know 188 00:16:42,379 --> 00:16:45,648 we could have something really beautiful. 189 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:47,282 Yours... 190 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:49,840 forever. 191 00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:54,840 Jesus! Stop kicking me! 192 00:16:55,028 --> 00:16:57,000 What have I told about dicking around with Simon? 193 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:59,419 - Who's dicking around? - You put your tongue in his mouth! 194 00:16:59,539 --> 00:17:00,624 Jesus! All right. 195 00:17:00,744 --> 00:17:02,840 So I got a littlebit fresh with him. 196 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,490 I was staring into those big, beautiful eyes. 197 00:17:07,431 --> 00:17:08,880 He's like a handsome shark. 198 00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:10,725 I couldn't help myself. 199 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,440 - I love him. - You're a dick! 200 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,891 Do my feelings for him offend you? I'm sorry. 201 00:17:16,011 --> 00:17:18,999 Because they're true. And pure. They're true. 202 00:17:19,184 --> 00:17:21,255 I can't pretend any longer. I won't. 203 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,840 I never felt like this about anyone. 204 00:17:24,697 --> 00:17:25,960 He completes me. 205 00:17:26,734 --> 00:17:28,239 That's from Jerry Maguire. 206 00:17:28,791 --> 00:17:29,791 I know. 207 00:17:30,155 --> 00:17:32,209 I've watched it four times last night. 208 00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,522 It's like he's Tom and I'm Renee. 209 00:17:35,571 --> 00:17:37,847 Someone else is the ugly, speccy kid. 210 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:39,880 Are you trying to tell me you're gay? 211 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,610 Gay, straight, retarded. 212 00:17:41,730 --> 00:17:43,090 Why do we put labels? 213 00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:46,160 We do, all right? Or else no-one will know what the fuck's going on. 214 00:17:48,778 --> 00:17:50,850 Is this why me and you haven't got it together? 215 00:17:52,688 --> 00:17:54,933 Maybe he's what has been missing from my life. 216 00:17:55,428 --> 00:17:57,080 Why was I always so mean to him? 217 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,560 Because you're a wanker. 218 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,829 It's because it's much easier 219 00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:02,973 to humiliate, degrade 220 00:18:03,093 --> 00:18:05,105 and just generally shit allover someone 221 00:18:05,225 --> 00:18:07,400 than it is to admit that you love them! 222 00:18:26,382 --> 00:18:27,711 I got you a drink. 223 00:18:29,679 --> 00:18:31,033 It's just a drink. 224 00:18:46,035 --> 00:18:48,040 Do you ever think about the future? 225 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,457 Do you think about... 226 00:18:53,512 --> 00:18:54,920 what's gonna happen to us? 227 00:18:55,650 --> 00:18:56,748 All the time. 228 00:18:58,817 --> 00:19:00,160 And we need to be ready. 229 00:19:01,609 --> 00:19:02,682 What for? 230 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,240 One day someone's going to find out about us. 231 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,032 Everything will change. 232 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:16,076 I know you've looked out for us. 233 00:19:16,267 --> 00:19:17,640 Killing the probation worker. 234 00:19:18,568 --> 00:19:19,680 The second one. 235 00:19:22,743 --> 00:19:24,360 I've never thanked you. 236 00:19:25,787 --> 00:19:27,267 I wanted you to know. 237 00:19:34,788 --> 00:19:36,696 Why are you being so nice to me? 238 00:19:38,517 --> 00:19:39,892 I can be nice. 239 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:43,671 Sometimes. 240 00:19:50,996 --> 00:19:52,838 If I've ever been a bitch to you... 241 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,131 I'm sorry. 242 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:01,498 I've never thought you were a bitch. 243 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,049 Sometimes I think it's difficult for beautiful girls. 244 00:20:10,313 --> 00:20:12,092 People don't see past their looks. 245 00:20:23,019 --> 00:20:24,060 I should go. 246 00:20:47,348 --> 00:20:48,348 What's this? 247 00:20:50,066 --> 00:20:51,066 Read it. 248 00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:53,391 We'll take things slowly. 249 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:56,544 When you're ready to develop the physical side of our relationship, 250 00:20:56,664 --> 00:20:57,920 you just let me know. 251 00:20:58,150 --> 00:20:59,194 No pressure. 252 00:21:02,158 --> 00:21:04,654 It's just so hard when you're so cute, 253 00:21:04,774 --> 00:21:06,160 and I'm so horny. 254 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,670 And there's only a couple of thin layers of cotton 255 00:21:08,790 --> 00:21:10,356 separating our genitals. 256 00:21:20,395 --> 00:21:22,879 Did you know that he had a tattoo done with your name on it? 257 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,760 - Everything all right with the tattoo? - It's fine. 258 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,960 Know that guy I was with yesterday? The gobby one? 259 00:21:58,153 --> 00:22:00,903 - Is there something wrong with him? - I think there probably is. 260 00:22:02,003 --> 00:22:03,160 Did you tattoo him? 261 00:22:05,452 --> 00:22:06,292 Why? 262 00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:08,440 He's got a tattoo. I thought he might have come in. 263 00:22:09,950 --> 00:22:11,286 She knows I did it. 264 00:22:13,019 --> 00:22:14,200 You tattooed him? 265 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,238 Did you turn him into a gay? 266 00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:20,915 I always liked you. 267 00:22:22,346 --> 00:22:24,520 Why do you want to be with a gobby little shit like him? 268 00:22:26,041 --> 00:22:27,280 I can make you happy. 269 00:22:27,946 --> 00:22:29,340 You're just being weird. 270 00:22:29,460 --> 00:22:31,520 You can't make people gay because they're dickheads. 271 00:22:33,218 --> 00:22:34,400 What are you doing? 272 00:22:34,779 --> 00:22:36,355 I'm going to make you... 273 00:22:37,325 --> 00:22:38,325 so happy. 274 00:23:19,163 --> 00:23:20,656 Were you sniffing my knickers? 275 00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:26,812 You think I risked my life traveling through dimensions of time 276 00:23:26,932 --> 00:23:28,452 so I could sniff your knickers? 277 00:23:28,901 --> 00:23:30,280 I don't know, did you? 278 00:23:37,910 --> 00:23:39,817 I've got something that belongs to you. 279 00:23:44,782 --> 00:23:46,040 I thought I'd lost it. 280 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,757 You told me I was beautiful today. 281 00:23:58,293 --> 00:23:59,298 I know. 282 00:24:00,007 --> 00:24:01,774 Everything that happens to Simon, 283 00:24:02,537 --> 00:24:04,095 it's already happened to me. 284 00:24:05,421 --> 00:24:06,625 You made me feel... 285 00:24:08,356 --> 00:24:09,901 Ever since I got this power, 286 00:24:10,731 --> 00:24:12,338 blokes, you know. 287 00:24:13,845 --> 00:24:15,880 It doesn't make you feel very good about yourself. 288 00:24:16,834 --> 00:24:18,256 It's not down to you. 289 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,280 None of us asked for this. 290 00:24:22,243 --> 00:24:23,561 What do you want from me? 291 00:24:24,155 --> 00:24:26,001 Why are you here in this time? 292 00:24:28,684 --> 00:24:30,100 I came back for you. 293 00:24:32,759 --> 00:24:34,360 Are we together? 294 00:24:35,117 --> 00:24:36,129 We will be. 295 00:24:38,331 --> 00:24:39,581 That's why I'm here. 296 00:24:40,514 --> 00:24:41,560 You and me? 297 00:24:42,779 --> 00:24:43,779 Seriously. 298 00:24:45,639 --> 00:24:47,444 How is that ever gonna happen? 299 00:24:51,919 --> 00:24:53,600 You fall in love with me. 300 00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:58,600 You can't say stuff like that. 301 00:24:59,526 --> 00:25:00,660 You know what happens. 302 00:25:00,780 --> 00:25:03,425 I don't know how I'm supposed to feel. And it's freaking me out. 303 00:25:11,189 --> 00:25:12,320 You need to go. 304 00:25:16,114 --> 00:25:17,140 Don't. 305 00:25:18,479 --> 00:25:20,120 Will you please fuck off! 306 00:26:11,943 --> 00:26:13,040 Come here. 307 00:26:18,438 --> 00:26:20,082 I don't feel like it. 308 00:26:20,807 --> 00:26:22,275 Let's go to the storeroom. 309 00:26:22,841 --> 00:26:24,262 Can we just leave it? 310 00:26:25,698 --> 00:26:27,968 - What's up with you? - Nothing. 311 00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,760 - You've been in a kind of weird mood. - I haven't. 312 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,640 Now you don't want to have sex? 313 00:26:33,891 --> 00:26:36,560 - We don't have sex. - What's that supposed to mean? 314 00:26:38,877 --> 00:26:40,906 Is this it? Is this the best I get? 315 00:26:41,026 --> 00:26:42,787 Wanking myself off in a storeroom. 316 00:26:42,907 --> 00:26:44,637 It's not my fault I can't touch you. 317 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,400 - So it's my fault? - I didn't mean that. 318 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:48,943 You think I've asked for this? 319 00:26:49,063 --> 00:26:51,589 Maybe you're right. Maybe I deserve all this. 320 00:26:51,709 --> 00:26:53,800 But I need you to make me feel like I don't. 321 00:26:56,663 --> 00:26:57,797 I didn't mean that. 322 00:26:59,885 --> 00:27:02,154 Don't even think about using your power to fix this. 323 00:27:02,274 --> 00:27:04,222 I want to know what a prick you can be. 324 00:27:08,141 --> 00:27:10,600 - I don't remember having that done. - No, neither do I. 325 00:27:11,099 --> 00:27:12,600 I don't regret it though. 326 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,167 Not one little bit. 327 00:27:14,646 --> 00:27:16,480 I think the tattoos are controlling you. 328 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,880 - Tattoo guy must have done them. - He wouldn't do that. 329 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,021 He loves me. 330 00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:24,120 - That's your tattoo talking. - Cute and clever. 331 00:27:24,603 --> 00:27:25,840 And that's yours. 332 00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:52,080 Are you coming in? 333 00:27:57,218 --> 00:27:59,542 I don't even know if what you're telling me is true. 334 00:28:00,950 --> 00:28:02,201 You say all these... 335 00:28:02,762 --> 00:28:03,680 things. 336 00:28:03,913 --> 00:28:05,812 You tell me I fall in love with you. 337 00:28:07,137 --> 00:28:08,764 How do I know it happens? 338 00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:11,636 You can't do this to me. 339 00:28:52,364 --> 00:28:53,441 I have to go. 340 00:28:56,243 --> 00:28:58,838 You touch me like that and then you tell me you have to go? 341 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:01,880 There's something I need to do. 342 00:29:03,072 --> 00:29:04,186 Wait here. 343 00:29:11,149 --> 00:29:12,680 What am I doing? 344 00:29:14,990 --> 00:29:16,320 It's gonna be all right. 345 00:29:17,755 --> 00:29:18,791 I should know. 346 00:29:20,019 --> 00:29:21,360 I'm from the future. 347 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:36,080 - We need to get him to remove them. - I really don't think he did it. 348 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:37,880 I need to find Alisha. We had a fight. 349 00:29:38,620 --> 00:29:40,120 Love hurts. 350 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,960 It chews you up and spits you out like a big ball of mucus. 351 00:29:50,154 --> 00:29:51,223 It's him. 352 00:29:51,592 --> 00:29:53,520 - We can see that. - What does he want? 353 00:29:59,701 --> 00:30:01,440 You all right there, fella? 354 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,040 He's got a gun! 355 00:30:21,134 --> 00:30:22,458 It's peanuts. 356 00:30:24,447 --> 00:30:25,560 Dry-roasted. 357 00:30:26,475 --> 00:30:28,160 All that drama, he drops off a snack? 358 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,895 Why is he giving us peanuts? 359 00:30:31,693 --> 00:30:33,240 Maybe he knows I missed lunch. 360 00:30:35,749 --> 00:30:38,000 I suppose you've got a better explanation than that? 361 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:41,139 Anything you could possibly come up with would be better than that. 362 00:30:41,259 --> 00:30:43,720 All right. Just cos you and your girlfriend split up. 363 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,830 We didn't split up! 364 00:30:47,153 --> 00:30:48,153 All right. 365 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,821 We should go to the tattoo parlour. 366 00:30:55,615 --> 00:30:56,943 Are you coming? 367 00:30:57,417 --> 00:30:58,800 Let's just get this done. 368 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,280 There he is, Mr Dick. 369 00:31:21,481 --> 00:31:23,960 Because of the tattoo, on your cock? 370 00:31:24,912 --> 00:31:27,040 - So what is this? - We know about the tattoos. 371 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,840 - I told them you didn't do it. - Get rid of the bullshit tattoos. 372 00:31:32,526 --> 00:31:33,526 Or what? 373 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,360 - Get ready to feel the pain. - You're not gonna hurt him. 374 00:31:37,733 --> 00:31:39,960 - You're on our side. - He's so fit. 375 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,373 Lose the tattoos! 376 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:54,956 You stabbed me! 377 00:31:57,141 --> 00:31:59,000 She stays. You go. 378 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,320 - Don't just stand there. - Right, right. 379 00:32:04,326 --> 00:32:05,560 What do we do? 380 00:32:06,272 --> 00:32:07,236 NUT ALLERGY 381 00:32:12,315 --> 00:32:13,760 Remove the tattoos, 382 00:32:15,081 --> 00:32:16,520 or I open the nuts. 383 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,120 You're offering him peanuts? 384 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:20,600 Nuts are his kryptonite. 385 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,647 Like in Superman. 386 00:32:24,736 --> 00:32:26,651 Sure we can work this out, yeah? 387 00:32:29,015 --> 00:32:31,200 Don't open those nuts. 388 00:32:31,636 --> 00:32:33,000 You want some? 389 00:32:33,562 --> 00:32:34,640 Dry roasted. 390 00:32:35,206 --> 00:32:36,280 So butch. 391 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,960 Drop the nuts or I'll take her eye out! 392 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,400 You're so sexy. 393 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,080 - Let her go! - Put your nuts on the floor! 394 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,000 - Don't make me do it! - Drop the nuts! 395 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,360 - Drop the gun! - Will someone tell me what's going on! 396 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,280 I will shoot her in the eye! 397 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,898 Let her go! 398 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,040 Please don't kill him. 399 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:25,400 My beautiful boy. 400 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,506 I will never... 401 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:32,857 let you go... 402 00:33:49,578 --> 00:33:51,640 Remove the tattoos. 403 00:33:52,730 --> 00:33:54,440 Inject me. 404 00:33:54,614 --> 00:33:55,659 Do it! 405 00:34:19,378 --> 00:34:21,733 If you want to spunk all over a girl's tattoos, 406 00:34:21,853 --> 00:34:23,132 just ask them, yeah? 407 00:34:33,517 --> 00:34:34,639 What do you want? 408 00:34:35,934 --> 00:34:37,320 I bought you some pyjamas. 409 00:35:09,571 --> 00:35:10,600 Are you okay? 410 00:35:12,838 --> 00:35:13,851 Brilliant! 411 00:35:15,703 --> 00:35:16,840 Peaches and cream! 412 00:35:21,562 --> 00:35:22,800 Can I do anything, like? 413 00:35:24,357 --> 00:35:25,960 You got a spare heart? 414 00:35:26,594 --> 00:35:27,440 What? 415 00:35:33,456 --> 00:35:35,120 I just wanted you to have 'em. 416 00:35:36,115 --> 00:35:37,115 You know? 417 00:35:39,113 --> 00:35:40,600 I hope they fit all right. 418 00:35:50,395 --> 00:35:51,480 I have to go, like. 419 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,167 I feel weird leaving you like this. 420 00:35:57,229 --> 00:35:58,820 It's not as bad it looks. 421 00:36:02,351 --> 00:36:03,703 I'll be fine. 422 00:36:14,701 --> 00:36:16,800 This is where it all started. 423 00:36:17,459 --> 00:36:20,458 I'm standing in the exact spot where three months ago 424 00:36:20,578 --> 00:36:23,190 a freak storm caused the ASBO Five 425 00:36:23,310 --> 00:36:25,917 to develop their extraordinary powers. 426 00:36:26,812 --> 00:36:29,898 So when did you first realize you had a power? 427 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,320 We'd just found that other boy's body stuffed in the locker, 428 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,360 then Curtis grabbed my hand and he's all like: 429 00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,680 "I want to bone you. I want to shag you senseless." 430 00:36:39,929 --> 00:36:42,795 I guess I didn't really know for sure until I touched Simon. 431 00:36:51,805 --> 00:36:53,280 You shouldn't be watching that. 432 00:36:54,748 --> 00:36:56,030 Do we become famous? 433 00:36:58,339 --> 00:36:59,772 Do you want to be famous? 434 00:37:01,824 --> 00:37:03,960 It's got to be better than picking up litter. 435 00:37:11,821 --> 00:37:14,240 Sometimes I think that was the best time of my life. 436 00:37:15,636 --> 00:37:17,339 Does something bad happen to us? 437 00:37:21,203 --> 00:37:22,676 Am I going to die? 438 00:37:24,535 --> 00:37:26,160 I'm not going to let that happen. 439 00:37:28,961 --> 00:37:30,373 So what happens now? 440 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,720 What do you want to happen? 441 00:37:38,632 --> 00:37:39,717 I don't know. 442 00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,097 Don't take this the wrong way... 443 00:39:41,731 --> 00:39:44,091 You're way better than I thought you'd be. 444 00:39:45,727 --> 00:39:47,168 I had a good teacher. 445 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:51,520 You. 446 00:39:52,372 --> 00:39:53,920 I never taught you how to do that. 447 00:39:54,886 --> 00:39:55,886 Not yet. 448 00:39:57,285 --> 00:39:58,748 But you will. 449 00:40:01,404 --> 00:40:03,386 I didn't realize how much I missed it. 450 00:40:04,954 --> 00:40:06,516 Being able to touch someone. 451 00:40:11,410 --> 00:40:13,662 I can't believe I've just had sex with you. 452 00:40:15,260 --> 00:40:16,640 You're Simon. 453 00:40:17,251 --> 00:40:18,613 You're still a virgin. 454 00:40:21,685 --> 00:40:23,104 Not for much longer. 455 00:40:26,003 --> 00:40:27,563 Do you lose it with me? 456 00:40:36,426 --> 00:40:37,680 Are you jealous? 457 00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:39,978 Shut up. 458 00:40:41,974 --> 00:40:43,520 I like it that you're jealous. 459 00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:46,884 This is too weird. 460 00:40:56,534 --> 00:40:58,360 So that was an unexpected turn of events. 461 00:40:58,830 --> 00:41:00,436 You mean you being a big gay? 462 00:41:00,621 --> 00:41:02,360 I'm not a gay. Look at me. 463 00:41:04,471 --> 00:41:05,922 You sure about that? 464 00:41:06,682 --> 00:41:08,120 I'm about 98% certain. 465 00:41:08,984 --> 00:41:10,715 Would you like me to prove it to you? 466 00:41:10,937 --> 00:41:11,920 Go on then. 467 00:41:12,620 --> 00:41:13,820 Really? 468 00:41:15,632 --> 00:41:16,709 Get on with it. 469 00:41:18,397 --> 00:41:19,397 All right. 470 00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:21,880 Prepare to be aroused. 471 00:41:22,539 --> 00:41:24,160 Just kiss me, you dick! 472 00:41:42,486 --> 00:41:43,480 Undo this... 473 00:42:03,744 --> 00:42:06,640 I'm not being funny, yeah, but, is this doing anything for you? 474 00:42:06,999 --> 00:42:09,562 You know I'm a guy. We're really not that fussy. 475 00:42:10,211 --> 00:42:11,700 It just feels all wrong, 476 00:42:11,820 --> 00:42:13,680 like I'm doing it with my cousin... 477 00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:17,392 I could slip another finger up there. You know, go two up? 478 00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:19,852 It just don't feel right. 479 00:42:20,101 --> 00:42:21,843 You know when you just know? 480 00:42:25,506 --> 00:42:27,120 I just think we should be mates. 481 00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:31,851 After all these weeks' build-up we're not even going to shag? 482 00:42:31,971 --> 00:42:33,360 Is that what you're saying? 483 00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:34,480 Sorry. 484 00:42:39,318 --> 00:42:40,831 You want to take that out? 485 00:42:44,808 --> 00:42:46,150 I think it's stuck. 486 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,519 - For fuck's sake! - Hang on. 487 00:42:57,695 --> 00:42:58,720 Mates, yeah? 488 00:43:01,297 --> 00:43:02,297 Mates. 489 00:43:04,826 --> 00:43:06,280 Big buddies. 490 00:43:06,955 --> 00:43:07,955 Pals. 491 00:44:01,959 --> 00:44:04,117 I got to go do my Community Service. 492 00:44:05,372 --> 00:44:08,320 I guess you know that, cos I'm going to see you there. 493 00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:17,240 Are we seeing each other now? 494 00:44:30,269 --> 00:44:31,917 I can't lie to Curtis. 495 00:44:32,359 --> 00:44:33,838 I can't do that to him. 496 00:44:34,420 --> 00:44:35,779 You have to. 497 00:44:36,494 --> 00:44:38,480 You want me to keep on seeing him? 498 00:44:40,353 --> 00:44:42,567 The present me isn't ready for what has to happen. 499 00:44:45,060 --> 00:44:46,600 You have to give me time. 500 00:44:47,791 --> 00:44:49,640 Will you stop being so fucking mysterious! 501 00:44:50,864 --> 00:44:53,640 - It goes with the territory. - It's annoying! 502 00:44:59,542 --> 00:45:00,872 You have to trust me. 503 00:45:02,457 --> 00:45:03,887 Just let it play out. 504 00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:12,999 What's up with you? 505 00:45:14,030 --> 00:45:16,222 I just realised I haven't died this week. 506 00:45:16,342 --> 00:45:18,706 It's only Thursday. There's still time. 507 00:45:19,259 --> 00:45:21,940 Now why would you say something like that, twat? 508 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,185 So you don't love me any more? 509 00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:25,892 So I loved you. Big deal. 510 00:45:26,532 --> 00:45:28,520 I think we should talk about it. 511 00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:29,840 I so want to hear this. 512 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,128 If we'd have... 513 00:45:31,625 --> 00:45:33,717 That would've been the best sex you've ever had. 514 00:45:33,837 --> 00:45:36,312 Correction. That would've been the only sex you've ever had. 515 00:45:36,432 --> 00:45:38,459 Do you ever get embarrassed of anything? 516 00:45:38,579 --> 00:45:39,664 Not really, no. 517 00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:41,840 We done? 518 00:45:42,801 --> 00:45:44,320 You know that fella in the mask? 519 00:45:44,672 --> 00:45:46,840 How did he know that Vince was allergic to nuts? 520 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,796 I told you. He seems to know everything. 521 00:45:50,638 --> 00:45:52,040 We need to find out who he is. 522 00:45:54,660 --> 00:45:56,520 Can't we just let him do his thing? 523 00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:57,836 Seriously, who cares? 524 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,420 That's a bald fanny! 525 00:46:07,241 --> 00:46:08,750 They love it! 526 00:46:11,958 --> 00:46:12,958 Bosh!